Lucky Joke

THE LUCKY JOKE: YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE.



This is a joke that is supposed to bring you luck.

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An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings

account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank

because, she said , she had a lot of money.



After

many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always

right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's

office.



The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied,

"$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman

replied that she made bets.



The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"



The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."



The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was

impossible to win a bet like that.



The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"



"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my

testicles are not square."



"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I

would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."



"No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.



That night, the president became very nervous about the bet

and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his

testicles, turning them this way and that , checking them over

again and again until he was positive that no one could

consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.



The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman

arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and

acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the

president's testicles were square.



The

president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one

made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to

drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.



The president was happy to oblige.



The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and

asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president "Given the amount of money involved, you

should be 100% sure."



The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the

president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against

the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that

and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the

balls of the President of the Bank of Canada !"



The origin of this Canadian story is unknown but it brings luck to everyone to whom it is sent. Whoever breaks the chain

would definitely be unlucky.



Do not keep this letter. And do not send money. Just forward it to five of your friends to whom you wish good

luck. Something good will happen to you in the next four days. If the chain is not broken, you will have good luck during the four days.



Even if all you do is make someone laugh, send it on!